This Is The New Awesomeness

If this is not already spread out across the entire internet, then we need to make that happen. Soonest. This is what we have all been waiting for. This is the new meaning that has come to our lives. So, go! Faithful readers, winged monkeys, ex-Nazi scientists, go! Spread the word until it rings forth from every corner of this benighted land! The Republicans are turned off (uncomfortable? dare we say intimidated?) by the size of Obama's package.

And when the echoes from all the ringing have permeated the nation's brain to the point that they've driven out all else. We shall see that it is good. Amen.